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Joke of the Day

"Doctor... Doctor, impotence takes you suddenly? - No, first it lets you look like a fool about 2-3 times ..."

"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."

"those Ringling Bros elephants are hanging out in my backyard doing coke in my jacuzzi again"

"...and so they left. So they left. The bartender said, ""Hey, we don't serve your kind here!"" Two time travelers walk into a bar."

"Short people are oppressed They're always getting overlooked."

"What is the syndrome that endangers the dental well-being of over-anxious or stressed-out LGBT's? brucism"

"Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation"

"A taliban and his wife are getting ready to go to sleep at night... ...but before that, the taliban goes out to pee. He returns back all wet. ""Is it raining outside?"" ""No, it's windy..."""

"What are the two best arguments against democracy? Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton"

"This is why I'm leaving /r/jokes: I have a dentist appointment. I'll be back in an hour."