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Joke of the Day
"The average married couple has sex 68 times a year. I should be pretty busy the next couple weeks."
Next Joke
"How do cats let us know that they are in pain ? Me...........Owwwwww!!"
"Im tired of chasing people who wont chase me... from today on the ice cream man can go fuck himself."
"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was."
"Remember: whatever fun game you invent for your kids, you're going to have to play it 10,000 times"
"I ate two pieces of string yesterday. Today I pooped them out and they were tied together.. ..I shit you knot."
"moses: watch me split the red sea in half red sea: i've got a boyfriend"
"Where do the most murders occurr in a super market? The cereal aisle"
"What is green and smells like bacon? Kermit's fingers"
"I grew up in a small town that only had one general store, one bar and one prostitute. Mum found it pretty hard working three jobs"