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Joke of the Day

"I signed up for Binary 101... but it turned out to be a level 5 course. Corny, but I'm still proud of myself."

"Why is Lance Armstrong a good citizen? Because he is always recycling"

"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"

"I think my neighbor is stalking me... I saw her googling my name through my telescope."

"What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones."

"A classic Tommy Cooper gag * I said to the gym teacher: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' * He said: 'How flexible are you?' * I said: 'I can't make Tuesdays.'"""

"What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita? Uppsala"

"Because of my thyroid condition, my parents made me join a support group as a kid. This one time, at gland camp..."

"What do old men and the Niagara Falls have in common? Just receding."

"Really glad that ventriloquism has made fisting mainstream."