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Joke of the Day
"What are the two best arguments against democracy? Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton"
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"Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud."
"I've stood up for black people plenty of times... Not worth getting shot over a seat on the subway."
"A skeleton walks into a bar, he says, ""gimme a beer, and a mop."""
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side, of course!"
"Life Pro Tip: Replace your shoelaces with earphone wires.. ... just look away and they'll tie themselves. (yes yes, it's not an original)"
"What's the capital of Greece? 20 euros"
"Just noticed that the use by date on my crumpets was April 1st I was sure that someone was playing a joke on me."
"What do you call someone who doesn't like The Simpsons? A Homerphobe! LOL! Just made that up!"
"I should really stop writing ""lol"" after ""exercise"" on my to do lists."