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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it a traffic jam? Because no one's jelly"

"What do hemophiliacs and virgins have in common? One prick...and it's all over."

"Asked my friend who works at the tampon store if he could get me a discount He said he'd pull some strings."

"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"Copied tweets with higher no. of RTs remind me of tht incident when Charlie Chaplin entered a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest n came 3rd."

"People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard"

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:("

"Homeless & unemployed cyborg law enforcer Hobocop"

"German boy Why did the German boy go to Summer camp? I don't know he did notsay!"

"I just got caught having sex in a church. Needless to say I should have probably waited untill her funeral was over."