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Joke of the Day

"I feel bad for Anne Frank She had her diary published for all the world to read, which is every girl's worst nightmare! And she didn't get paid for it, which is every Jew's worst nightmare."

"The most significant change brought about in the 2ist century is the decline of photographers and photography studios. They've both been replaced.... By camera phones and bathrooms."

"Apparently it's frowned upon to wipe sweat from the brow of a sexy guy at the gym Who knew"

"I have a serious inflation fetish... So I moved to zimbabwe."

"Knock knock Who is it? GESTAPO GESTAPO who? VEE VILL ASK ZE QUESTIONS!"

"Someone told me: You shouldn't fall in love because you might get hurt.... I said yeah: And you shouldn't fuckin live because you might die.."

"Why does my 4 year old son trigger my cars seat belt alarm but my 30 pack of beer doesn't? Because I buckle up my beer."

"Going to open a new restaurant ... I am getting ready to open an Asian/Mexican fusion resturant... I am calling it Juan-Ton"

"What is the difference between Santa and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney."

"What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? ""I'm afraid that's all going to waist."""