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Joke of the Day

"People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard"

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"I accidentally knocked over my daughters giant Lego building she made. It's ok though, I blamed it on radical Muslims like a good American."
"I swear, the next person who pisses me off will find out very quickly that my threats are empty."
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