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Joke of the Day

"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"

"What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit? When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is ""eeeeuuuuuuu"""

"Greatest Hipster Joke Of All Time How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"

"My teenage son Filbert was ejected from the Young Republicans for naming his pet lizard Bernie Salamanders. You bet your buns he's grounded."

"What did Mr. Marijuana say to Mrs. Marijuana when she asked if her dress makes her look fat? ""I'll be blunt..."""

"Wat does it take to bring down a tower theses days What does it take to bring down a tower these days 4 terrorists and a 747"

"What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck."

"Friends and Family of Jedis should be called ""The Force Kin"""

"You would think that if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."

"me as a realtor: This house does include a crawl space. It's probably full of bones already, but you can always add more bones yourself."