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Joke of the Day
"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:("
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"My therapist told me that if ignorance is bliss, there's no reason for me to be on antidepressants."
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"What do you call a blowjob from a midget? A low blow."
"My Girlfriend wanted me to give her anal. I said fuck that shit."
"What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out? The dishes if she knows what's good for her!"
"At what point does a Lamb become a Sheep? When its had it's Baaaaa-Mitzvah!"
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"What do 2 Chinese people call their black child Sum ting wong"
"What do you call a German physician who specializes in the epidermis of the scalp? Herr Doctor."