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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're getting old? When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm."
Next Joke
"What's snoop dogg's favorite author? Tolkien."
"What do snakes use to build clocks? Metal Gears"
"Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!"
"Therapist: So what's the problem? Wife: He thinks he's a flamingo. Me: That's it! I'm putting my foot down. *lowers foot that was raised*"
"What's black and married to my daughter? Nothing because I'm a good parent."
"What do you call an aroused eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit."
"What do you call someone without a Liver? Deader."
"For an ""adult"" bookstore, this place has a LOT of picture books"
"What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke? Yours"