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Joke of the Day

"just when you think life is going okay, you get the new guy at Subway"

"I just opened a new christian restaurant called ""The Lord Giveth"" We also do takeaway."

"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"

"I was asked if I preferred legs or breasts... I said a shaved vagina is better, But apparently that wasn't really appropriate in KFC."

"Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking eyes, and saying ""Happy Presidents Day, sir"" with a wink"

"[NSFW] Never look down on someone Unless you're getting head"

"How do you troll someone? Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge."

"ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid."

"How much is Donald Trump's life insurance worth? One Pence"

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"