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Joke of the Day

"ALBUS: It's a Time-Turner! We can travel back in time and change ANYTHING. SNAPE: That's amazing. We can save- ALBUS: Nah, gave it to a kid."

"Girl are you a tube of Pillsbury cinnamon rolls because I want to bang you on the counter"

"How many NorCal kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."

"Movember I've decided to buck the trend of Movember this year by not growing a moustache. I'm calling it No-Movember.... Or for short, November."

"Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make? Yoda: ""Dey go bah"""

"Kudos to therapists for resisting the natural urge to top other people's problems."

"Did John Knott mind being the only cited author on his group's research paper? Knott, et al."

"A fat guy.. A fat guy just keep getting fatter every month..after 5 years he got so fat died. At his funeral a friend of him said: Good thing he died, cuz he was about to blow up. (translated)"

"Never tell a blind Catholic that seeing is is believing..."

"Whenever someone with a bumper sticker cuts me off I automatically dislike the cause they support. Right now I'm not too fond of Literacy"