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Joke of the Day
"How do you troll someone? Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge."
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"How do you get four old ladies to yell ""SHIT!"" Get a fifth old lady to yell ""BINGO!"""
"Which burgers are dishonest? Cat-burgers! (burglars)"
"Just like every year, this April 1st will mark a day were people around the world fall for silly fibs and wildly embellished stories. Then they will fall for April Fools jokes."
"I asked the chicken why he crossed the road. He said to eat."
"The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar It was tense."
"I used to think I was indecisive... but now I'm not so sure."
"I bought a boomerang from a ghost yesterday.. I know it's going to come back to haunt me!"
"Sorry Im late, I was staring at a wall for an hour thinkin about how delicious that pizza looked on Home Alone 2 when Kevin got in the limo."
"What's Forrest Gump's password? 1forrest1."