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Joke of the Day

"Today I'm approaching teens dressed like I'm from the future, locking eyes, and saying ""Happy Presidents Day, sir"" with a wink"

"So a blonde rips a particularly fragrant fart Some buddy says ""k there, that smells like **diarrhea**!"" Blonde replies ""Oh, well that's funny because I don't remember eating diarrhea."""

"What is an ear of corn's favourite Leonardo DiCaprio movie? Inception"

"I'm sure without any training, I can sky dive.. Only once"

"I would imagine there really isn't any market for sea shells down by the sea shore considering the abundance of free sea shells."

"I'd like to give a shout out to protons- for keeping our community positive."

"What happened when Bluto went to Mount Olive? Popeye got pissed"

"I don't think anyone would be surprised if Captain Morgan was arrested for Boating Under the Influence."

"The angry moment when you plug your charger into your phone but you realize hours later your charger wasn't plugged in."

"Why do we PARK on a DRIVEway, but my mom's boyfriend Craig won't let me call him Dad when we hug?"