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Joke of the Day

"i absolutely cannot cook for shit but i was watching a child prodigy chef n was casually like ""ugh, i don't kno about that sauce"""

"What do you have when you have two balls in your hand? A man's undivided attention!"

"Why don't owls make love in the rain? Because it's too wet to woo."

"A black guy a Mexican and a Jew walk in to a bar The bartender says ""what is this a fucking joke?"""

"Jesus take the wheel Carlos take the stereo, Manuel get the seats and I'll be the Juan on watch."

"What street do you put a lesbian restaurant on? Eater Route"

"Can anyone explain this joke for me? I just don't get it, so it is either meant to be absurd/nonsensical or I am missing historical context: Q:What do you know about Damascus? A:It kills 99% of germs."

"Why'd the seaman cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock that day."

"When I was 15 I was raising a Tamogochi, not a baby."

"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"