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"Man should not be judged by the color of his skin, but rather by the first song that comes on his iPod when you put it on shuffle."
"Stupidity: Running over a string 10 times with the vacuum cleaner, picking it up, looking at it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance."
"Luigi: You got your own land, world & galaxy. Can I have Mario Mansion? Mario: ok fine [under breath] gonna put a bunch of ghosts in it tho"
"If I got $1 every time somebody called me a racist I'd have enough money to make a black guy rob me"
"Who would win in a fight? A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped."
"TIL: Studies have shown that people who annually experiance more birthdays tend to live longer. 'The more you know'"
"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""
"I gave my wife my email address but she keeps on speaking directly to me."
"How do you weigh a hipster? In Instragramm"