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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"Here's one for you...! 1"

"[first date] HER: if you had to give up one of your senses which one would you choose? ME: definitely my ability to see dead people. HER:"

"Just saw a shooting star. The crime in this galaxy is getting out of hand."

"This is my favorite amnesia joke: Shit, I forgot it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canon ! Canon who ? Canon open the door then ?"

"The Mafia have decided to update it's operations to keep up with internet trading. Their first venture is called Pay-Up-Pal"

"What's the key to long lasting Relationships? Not breaking up"

"Why are there no cats in Germany? Because they have nein lives."

"Want to know the worst thing about yourself? Hang out with a kid for an hour, then ask them."