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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
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"When my wife takes a nap, it's ""desperately needed rest."" When I do, it's ""lazy chauvinist party-time."""
"what's the difference between you and an egg? eggs get laid!"
"Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? Do they think they're gonna magically start walking?"
"""Full bath?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Double beds?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Pool?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Maid service?"" ""Yes sir"" ""WIFI?"" ""Yes sir"" ""Kids, I found a campsite!"""
"How much coke can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men"
"Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked."
"[Sunday morning] *congregation of Catholics disagrees with priest and walks out of church* - mass unfollowing"
"What do you NEVER call a black man? a friend"
"A little boy comes running to his mother.. ""I went into the bathroom and the light came on without me touching anything!"" ""Oh you idiot, you've pissed in the fucking fridge again."""