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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the two gay Irishmen? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald"
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"A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Guy: A genie asked me if I wanted a good memory or a big penis. Friend: What did you choose? Guy: I don't remember."
"What's the difference... ...between Mick Jagger and an angry Scotsman? One says ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says ""Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"""
"I can't stop making dirty jokes My doctor says I'm adickted"
"WISE MAN #1: I brought gold for the babe WISE MAN #2: frankincense WISE MAN #3: myrrh ME: *pulls out Chili's gift card* I hate you guys"
"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. And that is ***not funny***."
"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"
"""Where do you see yourself in 5 lives?"" (Dalai Lama job interview)"
"Quit criticizing the girls that take slutty pics and put them on Facebook! I like looking at them you homo!"
"What's a ghost's favorite sexual act? Booooooooooooookake"