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Joke of the Day

"What do Superman and Bloods have in common? They're both getting killed by a Kryptonite."

"My grandmother, 86 years old, just entered medical school. She's a cadaver, and she is living death to the fullest."

"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia. And so do I..."

"What do prostitute Equine wear? They wear Whoreshoes"

"What did Princess Diana say when she reached the ball? ***gagging noises*** PS: I don't know how to spell that out."

"A Greek and a Italian are having a beer. The Greek Says ""You know, we invented sex."" Then the Italian turn's and looks at him. ""Well we brought women into it."""

"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."

"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."

"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""

"This Halloween I'm going to dress up like Bernie Sanders... and go around the bar drinking 90% of everyone elses beer..."