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Joke of the Day

"Thanks for explaining the word many to me. It means a lot."

"How did the farmer move his cows? In a mooving van!"

"I installed a mirror in front of my toilet so that when I run out of things to read I will have someone to talk to."

"What's another name for a necrophile? A dissexual."

"How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Why? IT JUST DOES, OK!?!?"

"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"

"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."

"Look into a dog's eyes while it's pooping and you'll understand Nietzsche."

"I can already tell December 21st will be the most annoying day in Facebook history."

"Someone should tell North Korea that if you want to nuke someone, you probably shouldn't give them a progress report every week."