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Joke of the Day
"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""
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"You gotta hand it to short people because they can't reach it"
"Rehab addicts go to rehab rehab."
"I've heard that Americans don't find paedo jokes funny Guess they're just a bit touchy"
"How do I disable the autocorrect function on my wife?"
"Some of my lowest points are when I try to ""like"" an email"
"What do you call a Mexican Baptism? Bean dip."
"What do you call that useless piece of skin on the end of the vagina? A woman"
"Not sure if the bulb for my check engine light finally burned itself out or if my car magically fixed itself, but I'm going with the latter"
"*opens door* Stop screaming! *opens door* What broke?! *opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! ~parenting from the bathroom"