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Joke of the Day
"What was written on the UNIX user's doormat? ""There's no place like cd ~"""
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"I'd probably die of starvation in England I heard that face sitting is illegal."
"I almost had a threesome last night... Just needed two more people."
"How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !"
"It doesn't make any sense for ugly girls to play hard to get. You're already playing hard to want."
"[fakes allergic reaction at dinner] Me: I-I'm- [clutches chest & falls to floor] I'm gonna need you to pay for me"
"The worst thing about kissing the person who loves you the most is when you bang your teeth off the mirror"
"What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff? Snoop dog."
"Kids, on Christmas Eve Santa WILL break in to your house. He wants to STEAL YOUR COOKIES. If he has an ""accident"" the law is on your side."
"How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other? -It is a breeze"