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Joke of the Day

"Dating tip: Girls like guys who takes control. Pick up a horse and ask ""Where should I put this horse?"" When she tells you, say no"

"Somewhere in an alternative universe a girl is kissing a frog hoping it turns back into her charming prince but instead it only turns into the artist formerly known as prince"

"What do women and hand grenades have in common? When you pull the ring off, your house goes away."

"Where do you get a dog license? At the DMV (Department of Mutt Verification)"

"What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog"

"It's 4/20 and I'm not looking forward to weeding through all the bad jokes today."

"What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? Are you my mother?"

"If you're over the age of 5, and are trying to be cute by saying: sorry as: sowee - I will kick you in your pwivates."

"Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked. 'It's not unusual' he replied."

"How do you make a hormone? Don't pay her."