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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the cannibal who tried eating his clone? He was getting ahead of himself."
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"How do you confuse a blonde? You don't. They're born that way! "
"listen, officer - t h e o r e t i c a l l y - would I still get a carpool lane ticket if I have a body in the trunk"
"Why are homosexuals always happy? Cause they're gay (happy)."
"Which is better an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one."
"How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb? Two!.......pac. ^(*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)"
"why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth"
"What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine? A-flat ""minor"""
"An atheist, a crossfitter, and a vegan are sitting at a bar... I know because Reddit reposted it and it made the front page."
"Why does the Mexican guy take xanax? For hispanic attacks Edit: Happy Cinco de Mayo"