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Joke of the Day

"My friend took his grandmother to one of those health spas where tiny fish eat all the dead skin... It cost him $300, but it was a lot cheaper than a funeral..."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a sheltie and a cantaloupe? A: A melon collie."

"What is your best orphan/dark joke? This will hopefully be sfw but my have strong words."

"There's a new police bar in town. I hear it's very copular."

"[Offensive] I like my wine the way I like my Women... Nine years old and in the cellar."

"If I had a dollar for every gender that exists.... I'd have two dollars."

"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"What kind of breath freshener does George Clinton use? Parlia-mints"

"Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball."

"My new thai girlfriend said ""A small penis shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship"" I still wish she didn't have one though."