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Joke of the Day
"Why did God make pubic hair curly? So we don't poke our eyes out."
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"So I donated blood today... Good to know my blood is gonna be running through some other guy's boner"
"I told a girl to text me when she gets home. She must be homeless."
"What do i have in common with neutrino's we're both constantly penetrating your mom."
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