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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a BMW and a cactus? on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside"
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"Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince."
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Who has the biggest duck in Compton? A tripod"
"A magician's wife gives birth to a long series of brightly colored scarves"
"[me buying drugs for the first time] wow that's a very puffy jacket u have on"
"""I used to work at a fire hydrant factory."" ""You couldn't park anywhere *near* the place!"" -Steven Wright"
"I'm not keen on Neanderthal comedy. It's very low-brow humour."
"What was Jesus favorite games? Hangman and lacrosse"