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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a dirty joke? dust funnies"

"JESUS: [picks up bread] this is my body JESUS: [picks up wine] this is my blood JESUS: [accidentally picks up his cat] this is my...cat"

"What's the difference between Hillary and Eva Braun? One achieved fame and significance solely because she was married to a charismatic politician. The other was Hilter's wife."

"What is a Ninja's favorite beverage? Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2"

"Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman."

"Did you hear about the man who painted his wife with cheese? He Double Gloucester."

"In capitalist America, you grab people by the pussy. In Soviet Russia, you seize the means of reproduction."

"My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works."

"I always wanted to know what it felt like to blow $85k So today I stood in front of Annex Hall and asked the first art major I saw."

"What concert only costs 45 cents? 50 cent featuring Nickleback."