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Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
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"Malaysian food is the best! Because it goes down easily"
"I like my girls like Han from Star Wars with a hairy Wookie."
"What birds spend all their time on their knees ? Birds of prey !"
"""that's me in the corner."" - r.e.m. explaining how facetime works"
"Why does spider man so great with his stunts? Because he is Peter Parkour"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist ...and says ""Doctor, help me! Im a wigwam and a teepee!"" The doctor says ""Son. Sit down and relax. You're two tents."""
"Robin: ""Let me drive the Batmobile!"" Batman: ""Never. I'd rather let Superman."" *wall breaks down* Superman: ""OMG really??"" Batman: ""No."""
"I've been texting random numbers ""hey are we taking salvia before or after church?"""
"""What's funny?"" The microwave beeping as you walked backwards. ""Why's that funny?"" Because large objects beep going in reverse, Diane."