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Joke of the Day
"What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?"
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"Fun fact about Earth: It is an insane hellworld where a species of ape has harnessed the power of liquefied dead things to destroy itself."
"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."
"Why is it a dog finds great joy sticking his head out of a car going 55mph, but if you blow in his face he'll try and kill you..........Bad Breath"
"I thought the dryer shrank my clothes.. turns out it was the refrigerator"
"My sex life is like a Bond villain... Goldfinger"
"My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts."
"How do Reavers clean their spears? They send them through the Wash."
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."
"I'd work out, but I'm still trying to perfect my ""before"" picture"