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Joke of the Day

"The Nintendo DS' cheaper version was the DS Lite. A cheaper Nintendo Switch would be The Nintendo Lite-Switch"

"My girlfriend is like my bike. Some black guy stole her from me too."

"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"

"What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet."

"Earlier I joked that Toronto was the capital of Canada. ""Joked"" being the operative word. Everyone knows only real countries have capitals."

"A fish is swimming down a river when it hits its head on a big wall of stone and says ""dam."""

"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged a little"

"What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the stairs? A condescending con desending.."

"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."

"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."