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Joke of the Day
"For the next two days you can call me Edward... I'll be snowed in"
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"A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Fibonacci"""
"WIFE: I can't believe you ruined my birthday yesterday ME: What a load of bollocks, Karen. I didn't even know it was your birthday"
"What's funny about majorities? Most things."
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"
"Someone put six uneaten pastries in the trash because Satan has many forms."
"What did George Washington say to his men just before they got in the boat? ""Men, get in the boat!"""
"Boy, ISIS are going to be pissed when they find out New Atheists talk about God more than them."
"Yo' momma so fat ... ... I pictured her in my head, and bitch broke my neck."
"Just heard Kim Kardashian's new song. All I'm going to say is that, for as many black dudes as she bangs, I expected more."