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Joke of the Day

"Q :Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy? A :I dont know, and i dont care"

"Officer there's nothing in my trun.. [hundreds of dead tamagotchis fall out. The younger cop vomits]"

"What do you call a joke with no punchline?"

"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."

"Why do babies make bad mechanics? They have poorly developed motor skills."

"grey matter What's grey and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"

"Did you hear about the new Comedy Central show? a polar bear offers his commentary about current events. Its called the Cold Bear Report!"

"I bet Islamic women have a hard time tagging their girlfriends on Facebook."

"What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!"