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Joke of the Day

"What sound does a cow make? ""Moooo"" Good, a duck? ""Quack"" Good, how about a seal? ""My power my PLEASURE MY PAIN, babaaaayyy"

"A wildebeast walks into a speed dating meetup.. he meets some good gnus and some bad gnus."

"I always squat on the floor, wrap my arms around my knees and lean forward Cause that's how I roll."

"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."

"What's the difference between a gay guy and a fridge? The fridge doesn't fart when you take out the sausage."

"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us."

"Like a flat tire.......how I'm rolling this morning."

"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"

"Did you hear the one about the Baader-Meinhof Phenomenon? Probably."

"People with dreadlocks either love weed or hate showers."