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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no female serial killers ?? Because after the first kill, they have to tell someone."

"I was in an Arby's bathroom taking a leak and the urinal cake fell to the floor but it was there for less than 5 seconds so I still ate it."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"

"Ban land mines now! It's time to put our foot down."

"What do you call a European using the bathroom? 'You're-a-peein"""

"I know the rule: if you're dreaming and you're about to pee, wake up! But last night I found myself about to pee on Emma Watson, and man, I just had to see where that one was going."

"Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant."

"How do you greet a gay Hispanic? Homo Estas!"

"Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position? He just couldn't hold it any longer."

"H: Do you like carpet or prefer it bare? M: I'm OK with a little carpet of she shaves the rest H: We're talking about floors M: HR again?"