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Joke of the Day

"I was in an Arby's bathroom taking a leak and the urinal cake fell to the floor but it was there for less than 5 seconds so I still ate it."

"Ambitious workaholics in Taiwan typically have a Taipei personality."

"Probably the worst thing you can do to a person is leave them a voicemail."

"Where does a dog go when he loses his tail a retail store"

"Nice try, PG-13 comedies."

"Dave drowned. So at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted."

"Have you heard the me neither joke? Me neither."

"Penis Sizes A black kid comes home from his first day of school and says, ""Momma, I have the biggest penis in the 3rd grade! Is it because I'm black?"" The mom says, ""No, nigga'! It's because your 17!"""

"That hot guy you see on the train every day with headphones on? Imagine....imagine if he was listening to a podcast. Not so hot now is he?"

"What has two legs and is covered in blood? Half a dog."