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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's in tents."
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"A man drops a nail, which rolls under his bed, so he goes down under. This begs the question of why he decided to go to Australia to get a new nail instead of searching under his bed."
"Why can't you hear Django coming? The D is silent."
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