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Joke of the Day
"Met this Muslim chick at the bar and she told me to add her as a friend on Eyebook."
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"The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something you're not will lead to a sweet reward."
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"It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays."
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