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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."
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"God grant me the dgaf to lol at the things I can't even, the swag to yolo the things I can, and the lifehacks to know the difference"
"starting to realize that maybe the only reason i go to see movies in theaters is so i dont hav to face my reflection during dimly lit scenes"
"Who came first, the chicken or the egg? They came together, it was a perfect lay."
"Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman."
"Why doesn't Karl Marx like Earl Grey Tea? Because all proper tea is theft."
"What's the difference between a bucket of sand and a bucket of afterbirth? You can't gargle with the sand."
"CVS clerk: Receipt? Me: Sure *God uses 2 fingers to gently close the eyes of an entire rain forest*"
"What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom? Nothing, the pee is silent"
"How did Barack propose to Michelle? He got down on one knee and said, ""I don't wanna be Obama self."""