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Joke of the Day
"It seems to me that only reposts make it to the front page nowadays."
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"my floor was 5 years old, so i contacted someone to replace the old wood... I'm still waiting for a reply"
"Did you hear the one.... Did you hear the one about the dad who told his son if you masterbate too much you'll go blind. The son looks at his dad and says, ""Dad I'm over here!"""
"What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day? Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!"
"What do maggots and Alabama fans have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years."
"What do bats eat that makes their shit our standard for crazy?"
"Dads: what times your flight? Sons: 4pm Dads: id get there at 8am"
"Did you hear the headline abou the lunatic who raped the laundry woman and ran away? ""Nut screws washer and bolts"""
"Budweiser is like sex on the beach... It's fucking close to water"
"Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces? Because they're acetic."