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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pair of twins who live together? ""Womb-mates"""
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"I bought my friend an elephant... I bought my friend an elephant to put in her room. She said ""thank you very much"" I said ""don't mention it"""
"You laugh because you think it's a joke. I laugh because you think I'm joking."
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