9695
Joke of the Day
"Why was 10 traumatized? Because it was in the middle of 9/11"
Next Joke
"Do you think the inventor of the USB will be buried twice? The 2nd time because they put him in the wrong way?"
"The secret of a long marriage is accepting the utter euphoria you would feel from strangling your spouse to death isn't worth life in jail."
"No matter if you are a man or a woman Taking off a bra is usually a pretty awesome event."
"Wanna feel old? 1990 was 40 years ago."
"[first day working at the pizzeria] Me [cheeks full like a hamster]: boss, we've run out of everything"
"Why do people say love is like chemistry? Because you can put it in someones drink"
"I had Chinese German food Hour later I was hungry for power"
"Sex so good, you make bed angels with your arms and legs afterwards."
"How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh? Tentacles!"