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Joke of the Day

"How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's throw a party while we're at it."

"Personally, I think the title of ""World Champions"" is ridiculous. This is America, we're Universe Champions!"

"What's black and doesn't work? [Very NSFW] Bryce Williams' sense of perspective."

"How do dragons in Antarctica stay warm? They always have several lairs."

"Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans? The Cincinnati Reds -because they're the Big Bread Machine!"

"Your honor this man killed my parents and deserves life but could you make sure he has internet access because he retweets me a lot."

"Am sorry boss, I know I said I'd do that report this morning. But the girl next to me on the train was wearing a short skirt, & I forgot I even had a job."

"Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair"

"Me: Is there something wrong with your pasta? 4-year-old: It's not a doughnut."