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Joke of the Day

"Meanwhile in Soviet Russia... A bar walks into a horse."

"Why is Biotite the hottest mineral? Excellent cleavage."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"I'm not judging you, I'm just trying to guess what medications you're on."

"[Dark] What is a Muslims favourite phone? Galaxy Note 7 (Exploding Variant) Just kidding it's an iPhone, you racist fuck. This joke has probably already been said before, so please up-vote."

"My friends definitely cannot handle their alcohol. Last night they dropped me 3 times carrying me out of the bar"

"Order 66 ... If the citizens of Star Wars used Base 66 Numbers, Palpatine would have said: > Execute the Order of Magnitude!"

"What do you get when you cross a moose with a Mexican? A Mexican moose"

"Cut to Obama and Biden silently eating schwarma."

"So did you hear about the guy who didn't finish his jokes?"