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Joke of the Day

"How much business does an Amish prostitute get? Ten Mennonite"

"Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts."

"Death When a family member unexpectedly dies, what's the proper waiting period before removing their stick figure from the back of the minivan?"

"Life Goals Me at 14 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex Me at 34 - get a girl to like me, figure out how to have sex"

"If there are three gay guys in a bath and a lump of cum floats to the surface, what do they say? Who farted?"

"My brother threw a yellow turnip at me while I was sleeping It was a rutabaganing."

"Someone asked Russell Wilson if he wanted to win the Super Bowl. He said he would pass."

"My dog jumped in the washing machine yesterday. Don't worry, at least he died in comfort."

"6yo: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU 8yo: AND ALSO WITH YOU When their Star Wars obsession mixes with that time Nana took them to Catholic mass."

"I lost my job as a massage therapist. Apparently, I rub people the wrong way."