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Joke of the Day
"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the new low fat religion? ""I Can't Believe Its Not Buddha"""
"Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground? It was in tents."
"I phoned the Islamic Samaritans today When I said I was feeling suicidal they got all excited and asked if I knew how to fly a plane."
"What did Waldo say at the Superbowl? I'm just here so I won't get find."
"If i ever become a vet, I'm naming my clinic ""Bitches get Stitches."""
"Whenever I hear a Mexican talking excitedly, I always imagine him explaining food, soccer or that someone is stuck in a barbed wire fence."
"My girlfriend likes to call my dick ""The Cannon"" because it has a short fuse and only one ball."
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because they can't fit in d-shells. Edit: re wording"
"""LBJ"" was a president... Not a Spanish term for Hump Day activities."