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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend likes to call my dick ""The Cannon"" because it has a short fuse and only one ball."
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"Showing your love used to be buying them flowers or writing a poem. Now it's just looking at them for 5 minutes without checking your phone."
"First Cannibal: ""Have you seen the dentist?"" Second Cannibal: ""Yes he filled my teeth at dinner time."""
"What's the difference between a suicidal ghost hunter and a weaboo alcohol taster? One drinks bleach and watches spirits; the other drinks spirits and watches Bleach."
"Why does a honeymoon only last 7 days? Because 7 days makes a hole weak"
"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"
"I hate it when people ask me what I'll be doing in 5 years. Its not like I have 2020 vision. Sad part is this joke is only good for another hour."
"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."
"What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ? An elephant disguised as a banana !"
"What's the difference between a USB and the USA? One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard."