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Joke of the Day

"A guy who hates vegans, a guy who hates atheists, and a guy who hates people who do crossfit walk into a bar. And I know this because they won't shut the fuck up about it."

"ever notice how santa give rich kids better presents than poor kids. come on 8yr olds put your thinking caps on"

"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"A man's wife asks him: ""Have you ever considered having a threesome with me for a change?"" ""To be honest, having twosomes with you would be already be a change"""

"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"

"Two mods walk into a bar... [deleted]"

"What do you call it when frankenstein's monster's wife gets her period? Her monstrual cycle"

"How an Illuminati living in the arctic is called? An Igloominati"

"My husband is turning 58 tomorrow. Join me wishing him ""Jesus, you're how old?"""

"Knowing its International Women's Day is the only thing I know about women."