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Joke of the Day

"All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. "

"IF YOU LIKE THAT FACEBOOK STATUS SO MUCH, WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT?!"

"Frozen (2013) A young girl spends years in solitude & must plan her parent's funeral alone because her sister is secretly one of the X-Men"

"It's not you.. It's me. And my inability to tolerate you any longer."

"So there's a child and a gorilla... ...well, there ***was*** a gorilla."

"What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated? Works it out with a pencil."

"Rocket Ship Did you hear about the rocket ship that didn't go up to space? It had projectile dysfunction"

"What do you get when you cross a drunk woman with a tactical grenade? Flash-banged. ;)"

"So i've heard that christmas is cancelled this year... ... Joseph confessed everything."

"If quiz is short for quizzical, what is exam short for? Exammical!"