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Joke of the Day

"I suck telling jokes.. Because I start laughing even before I reach the punchline. The doctor says I have a premature hehejaculation."

"Did you hear about the amputee that came in last on Jeopardy? He was stumped."

"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"

"My mute grandfather always said:"

"When one door closes... An incognito window opens."

"[religion]What's the difference between Jezus and a picture of Jezus? You only need one nail to hang the picture"

"hello 911, yeah me again. so listen 29 of my recent tweets have been stolen and.. hello? hello?"

"Hey girl are you the IRS, because you're all up in my business."

"Do her by the ocean. Beaches love crabs."

"Did you hear the joke about the bees? Its a bit long to tell you now but I asure you it was very honey!"