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Joke of the Day

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"

"What's big, huge and hairy? A Goliath bird eating tarantula."

"The people at Netflix are geniuses. I'm impressed that they were able to make a show based on a swimming pool game! I wonder what they'll try next."

"Golf is probably fun if you like walking around outside in business casual."

"Arsenal did the mannequin challenge for 89minutes at Old Trafford and still drew."

"As I sat on the toilet this morning I was reminded of my first divorce. At first I thought it had been a clean break, but then it got messy and there was lots of paperwork."

"My wife CLAIMS to be my best friend but she didn't seemed all that psyched when I bragged about this girl at work I just made out with."

"Hillary was shown a video of her flip-flopping on issues all over her career. At first, she was upset. Now she says she's ok with it."

"My mate borrowed 20 grand for plastic surgery. Now I don't know what he looks like."

"Did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up!"