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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a ghost that loves soccer? Ghoooooooooooooouuull!"
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"Don't worry, every TV show, the audience def can't tell that your character just answered a call on his iPhone by tapping an app. We stupid."
"what is the key to picking up girls who are musicians? get a flat and be sharp"
"My boss told me to ""dress for the job you want, not the job you have."" Now I'm in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman."
"The amount of time my phone spends plugged in you may as well call it a landline"
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse says, ""I'm finally realizing that my alcoholism is driving my family apart."""
"""ice, ice, baby. ice, ice, bab--no ice-- no thats definitly a babey"" - man who has a job sorting babys and ice at the ice & baby factorey"
"If a stork makes white babies, and a crow makes black babies, what makes no babies? A Swallow"
"What's Forest Gumps password? 1Forest1"
"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."